Canary Creams

Sep 16

Things I accomplished in 2013:

ungratefullittleshit:

athenavine:

justanahere:

always-alltimelow:

neanerbeaner:

waywardprincess:

littlemissjohndeere:

juilan:

1. I’m alive still

2. I didn’t get pregnant.

3. Not addicted to drugs

4. I didn’t kill anybody.

5. Spent more time on the internet

6. Joined more fandoms

7. Had no sex.

image

Sep 16
Sep 16

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

Sep 16

moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

Sep 16

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

Sep 16

distressed-kaiju-noises:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet

Sep 16

blogfrenzy:

mattwt:

scvmbat:

ghoul-dad:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

scvmbat PLEASE LOOK AT THIS

omfg this makes me so happy!!!!’

Yo I still say fuck spiders

preach

Sep 16

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

Sep 16
cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

Sep 16